garbage-empress:*pops my throat open and starts shooting out my vertebrae like a pez dispenser*32,796 notes
blackshikamaru:ah i know this is obvious advice but like: dont let your friends vaguepost about you. its disrespectful and passive aggressive and makes it a lot harder to facilitate safe discussions. also dont vaguepost about your friends thats childish 21,875 notes
stickynutjuice:me when i’m emperor and make all weird shit illegal and the kpoppers and kinnies put rat poison in the grapes i’m being fed 18,576 notes
oddbagel:Me: reblogs cute picture Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you Me: reblogs funny post137,896 notes